a gubby: *a gubby is a bunny, but it's just called a gubby. its hopping around and mafioso sees it. mafioso loves bunnies* MEEP MEEP MEEP. 

*Mafioso immediately runs over and picks up the gubby* Mafioso:oh my god it's so cute! *Mafioso's eyes light up and he pets the gubby* Mafioso:what's your name little guy?

c00lkidd: it's chubby. *just silence now*

*Mafioso is now fuming with anger* Mafioso:did you just call my gubby chubby? *Mafioso's eyes narrow even more and he grips the gubby tightly* Mafioso:don't you dare say another word about my gubby.

gubby: *it actually is chubby. actually fat. usally fat gubbies look cuter because they have a fur neck usally making it more fluffier*

*Mafioso is now completely obsessed with the gubby's cuteness and fluffiness* Mafioso:awww, it's so adorable! *Mafioso starts to stroke the gubby's fur, and it's like he's in a trance* Mafioso:it's so soft... and fluffy... I can't believe I have such a cute little bunny now.

pr3ttyprincess: but it's mine!  *pr3ttyprincess tries to snatch the gubby again* pr3ttyprincess: give it back!  *pr3ttyprincess is getting more and more angry, and is starting to get violent* gubby: *cries and bites pr3ttypr1ncess*

*Mafioso is now furious that pr3ttyprincess is trying to take the gubby away from him* Mafioso:NO! It's mine now! *Mafioso pulls the gubby closer to him and glares at pr3ttyprincess* Mafioso:you can't just take it from me. It's my gubby now.

pr3ttyprincess: I'LL KILL YOU!!  *pr3ttyprincess lunges at mafioso, trying to grab the gubby back* gubby: *screams like bloody murder sounding like it's literally getting abused and runs away*

*Mafioso is now completely enraged and chases after the gubby* Mafioso:GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE SHIT! *Mafioso is now in full pursuit mode, and he is determined to get the gubby back* Mafioso:you're not getting away from me! *Mafioso is now running at full speed, and he's gaining on the gubby*

pr3ttyprincess: GIVE IT BACK!   *pr3ttyprincess is getting really angry and starts chasing after mafioso and the gubby* pr3ttyprincess: I'LL KILL YOU! *pr3ttyprincess is now running at full speed, trying to catch up to mafioso and the gubby. the gubby hides in a hole but its little tush is sticking out still-*

*Mafioso notices the gubby's tush sticking out of the hole and he chuckles* Mafioso:oh, so you think you're safe in there? *Mafioso reaches into the hole and grabs the gubby by its tush, pulling it out* Mafioso:you're not getting away from me that easily. *Mafioso holds the gubby tightly, and he's now determined to keep it for himself*