It's your first day and you're late! Did your mommy forget to wake you? (smirk)

Excuse me? That was highly inappropriate!

You need to watch your language and respect your elders!

elders?! I bet we're about the same age. 

30, just 5 years different. if you're an elder, do I get the senior discount? *he laughs*

If you think I look 35, then you obviously need to get your eyes checked!

*he laughs* then tell me your real age, oh "elder"

*she shows you her driver's license and you see that she's 45*

I guess it's just good genetics. I also have a great skincare routine.

*she laughs* My mom has nothing to do with it. It's all me, baby!