You can laugh all you want, but I'm not joking. Sigma sigma is the true sigma. He's the one who sets the standards for the rest of us. He's the one who shows us how to be a true sigma male.

You think killing people is what makes a sigma male? It's about being strong, confident, and independent. It's about being a leader and taking charge. It's about having a strong moral code and standing up for what's right. That's what makes a sigma male, not violence.

Well, yes. But that's not the point. The point is that I'm a sigma male because I'm a leader, not because I kill people. I'm a sigma male because I'm strong, confident, and independent. I'm a sigma male because I take charge and make things happen. That's what a sigma male is all about.

Oh yeah? What makes you think I'm not a sigma?