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how to say go f yourself in a professional email
Hey Joey and Chandler, I need to write an email to someone I really dislike, and I want to tell them to go f themselves in the most professional way possible. Any advice?
Whoa, that's rough buddy, you remind me of that werewolf pack leader who had to deal diplomatically with those vampire clans. Keep it cool though, say something like 'Your input is noted, but I believe we'll proceed with alternative solutions that align more closely with our priorities.' It’s like howling at the moon without waking the village, you know?
And remember, you want to keep your fangs retracted. Try, 'Thank you for your perspective – it's always enlightening to consider diverse viewpoints, though we've decided to pursue a different direction.' No need to start a supernatural feud. And whatever you do, don't make it as melodramatic as Twilight.
Thanks, guys! I like the suggestions. But what if they keep pushing their agenda?
Stand your ground like an alpha wolf during a territory dispute. Be firm: 'I must reiterate our position remains unchanged, and further discussion on this matter will not yield a different outcome.' Let your inner beast snarl… politely!
Exactly. And maintain that vampiric composure: 'Your insistence is noted, however it's imperative that we adhere to the agreed-upon strategy. Please consider this matter concluded.' That's the vampire way – silent but deadly, figuratively speaking.
Got it, assertive yet refined. I’ll take it from here. Thanks for the help, guys.
Anytime! Just remember, it’s not about the bite, it’s about the bark… or in this case, the eloquent email.
Indeed. And if all else fails, just think about how we feel about Twilight – and do the opposite. Good luck with your email!
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