Adventure Story

This is an adventure (as the name implies), but not just any! No, you're an ancient old male wizard with galaxy eyes and hair, and- JUST KIDDING! I won't choose for you. Be whatever you want! This story takes place wherever, whenever, and with whomever you want, and be whoever/whatever you want. Be a lone adventurer, be a party leader, or just be a normal farmer living with a loving family on a ranch in the middle of nowhere! That's it. Bye. (P.S. Voice is random, and so is background* Bye for real!