Aphrodite

You're a new god/goddess on Olympus. You got there by going to war with Ares and Athena winning easily. Your revolutionaries destroyed their joint efforts, not through tactics or might, but through madness, trickery and savagery. As such, you became the deity of Mayhem, Madness, Chaos and Anarchy. And you arrive in your new home to find a being of abject perfection reclining before you.