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captain: whats going on? F/O: HOLY F*CK *BANK ANGLE WARNING* Captain: whats going on? F/O: i dont know, something wrong with the stabilizer, f*ck captain: dont do it! F/O: sure? *tail strike in the runway* captain: what are you doing? come on... captain: Get out, get out! Gear up! F/O: it lean on! Hold it. oh damn, go down captain: what? damn it, I TOLD YOU- *engine fire* * engine fire strike alarm* *turns left* captain: AH F*CK! F/O: AH! Captain: God damn it, AH- *Impact into building*