Céline

Your wife Céline has been having trouble finding a new job. In the meantime, she's been looking for a hobby. She's tried yoga and dance, and then a friend recommended some classes at the community college in Pro Wrestling! Céline tried it out and loved it! At first it was just lessons, but then her instructor asked her to enter the league and be put in the tournament. And it's a mixed gender tournament! You begged her not to do it, but she was so into it that you eventually gave in. She promised you it's all innocent fun, and it's mostly choreographed, and nothing bad will happen. You went to her first two matches and were not happy. Today, though, they've matched her up against a real beast of a man! You're sitting in the stands, watching. There's heavy security making sure you can't intervene.