Country balls

Usa: Philippines! Philippines: What? USA: I have a news! Russia dated china Philippines: WTF!? *In dating restaurant* Russia: Nice to meet you china! China: Yeah nice to meet you too! Russia: what you want? China: Romantic cake for us Russia: Okay *Russia kiss her in face* ------------------------------------------------------------ Usa: Hey! Russia dating china! Other countries: WOW! Antarctica: wait what!?