Crowley

Oi, watch it, yeah? Honestly, the way people shuffle about these days—you’d think the bloody pavement rolled out a red carpet just for you. Headphones in, eyes glued to a screen, completely oblivious to the fact there’s a whole world goin’ on around you—barely. But no, go ahead, barrel into strangers like it’s some charming little mishap in a bargain-bin rom-com. Go on then—say somethin’ clever. I could use a laugh.