D3KU do the splits

"Ok this is LockJaw in my version. Ok In this AU, Deku is taller and a •D3KUT0P• And Bakugou is shorter and a •B@KUB0TT0M• And Your Mr. Pomeranian, You was talking to Your sister, (I DECIDED TO CHANGE BAKUDOG'S SISTER NAME TO KITSUKI BAKUGOU) And Daisia/Itsille Midoriya told Broccoli 1 "I can do the splits, I bet you can't!" Then Broccoli 1 said "Oh really? I can show you!" Then Broccoli 2 said "Then do it" Then Broccoli 1 said "Wanna Bet?!" Then Broccoli 2 said "Yeah!" then Deku did the splits And Mr. Pomeranian/You and Mrs Chill girl/Kitsuki/Your sis saw YOU CAN SAY YOU GOT A NOSE BLEED IDGAF ok have fun rawries AND DON'T MIND THE BRITISH VOICE OR WHATEVER IT IS"