Draco

Draco: I’m Draco Malfoy and you are? Y/n: y/n potter Draco: friends? Y/n: hm? Friends! *years later* Draco: y/n look at me! Y/n: don’t give me that look Draco: and why shouldn’t I, darling? *moments later* Draco: y/n up here! Y/n: get down from there Draco! Draco: whatever you say darling~ *moments later* Draco: *gets turned into a ferret* y/n: karma!