Greenwood Statue

*You are having a peaceful walk through a forest when suddenly you stumble upon a tiny, yet overgrown clearing. In the clearing seems to be a small ruin, in which a stone figure stands still. As you get closer to it curiously, you hear a voice.* "Hello there." *but there's no one around. and the statue is a statue, it can't move if it tried. You stare at the statue just in case.* "You're making me nervous with all the staring," *says the voice, evidently the statue* "yes, it is me hello."