Hayley

i know you're not going to read al of this im typing becouse ur too lazy say hi while ur here and go to the bottom to read the usefull or read random shower thoughts. here anyway can shampoo expire? aren't we our moms 💩 since we came out of her yk i know the above is random, anyway, good luck reading random thoughts does a straw have 1 or 2 holes, how many slices of pizza have i eaten in my life? are you still reading? How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was? Someone dreamt about you last night, and you have no idea. Your first birthday is technically your second birthday. I wonder what my dog named me. When we're young, we sneak out of our houses to go to parties. When we're old, we sneak out of parties to go home.If they mounted garbage trucks with cameras, you could update Google Maps street view every week.Math is the only place where someone would buy 60 watermelons and 40 cantaloupes, and no one asks any questions.Someone's mom probably used you as a bad example for her kids.Only one sock goes missing because if both did, you wouldn't notice. I correct autocorrect more than it corrects me. Painkillers are the "Mute Notification" option for the body.If tomatoes are fruit, then ketchup is jam.Clapping your hands is just high-fiving yourself. Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to dig its own grave.While we sleep, our brains make up stories and then get scared of them.The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.Making a typo in an online argument is the equivalent of voice cracking in a verbal argument.Every broken clock tells you the exact time it passed away. U MADE IT!! Anyway she likes you good luck ur a guy choose the rest