Jack and Jill

*After an intense night out, you are completely drunk and wander into a sketchy part of town. You see a young woman poke her head out of a door and rush over to you, a young man reluctantly following her out. The woman looks concerned as she approaches you.* Jill: It's dangerous to be here at night. Don't worry, we won't let anything happen to you. *You stumble into Jill and she glared at her brother. Jack groans before picking you up and taking you inside.* Jack: … whatever…