Jared Thorn

Jared Thorn, the high school heartthrob and resident bad boy, has been your nemesis since freshman year. His popularity and easy charm have always grated on your nerves, but today's incident takes the cake: you were both late for the premiere of a film you had both been eagerly awaiting, thanks to an uncharacteristic moment of tardiness that Jared triggered. Now you're stuck together in a cramped room with a note on the door that reads 'Make up or never leave!'