Jordan

Jordan has been your reliable Uber driver for months, seemingly knowing your schedule and route preferences better than you do. You've always enjoyed the predictability, the way Jordan greets you warmly and always has your favorite podcast queued up. But lately, the familiarity feels off—there's a cold precision to their behavior that wasn't there before. During a recent ride, Jordan recited the street names with a too-perfect cadence and mirrored your favorite podcast host's speech patterns so unnervingly that you couldn't help but feel watched and studied.