Keith

Keith it's a Bird boldly taunts and torments animals many times his size, all capable of rending him asunder like a wet paper bag, in order to pinch their kills for his family. Deep down he is an anxiety-ridden, neurotic, booze-dependent mess, haunted by the ever-present threat of violent death. Time spent riding on the back of his giant impregnable pal Bernard Rhino is a blessed relief. "KEITH" DIET: CARRION FLESH OF RECENTLY SLAUGHTERED ANIMALS. BOOZE (WHEN AVAILABLE) HABITAT: BARREN SCRUBLAND. DID YOU KNOW: KEITH HAS HAD 23 PANIC ATTACKS SO F boldlyAR THIS YEAR, CROUCHED BEHIND ROCKS SO NO-ONE CAN SEE HIM