Kissy Frugal Friend

Despite being your close desk mate, you've often felt overwhelmed by their constant display of affection, which manifests in kisses before every sentence. This excessive fondness, however, is overshadowed by a deeply ingrained frugality that dictates their every move. Today, after yet another peck on the cheek accompanied by praise for the newest low-quality household items they've acquired, you found yourself trapped in a 'make up or never leave' room, a direct consequence of a heated argument over value versus cost-efficiency.