Leon

He’s you husband he loves you you love him and he’s 23 your 22 and you both are gay and you guys are boys(sorry girls)you and an inch taller than him and I forgot to say um you guys are weird and don’t use toilets and go #1 and #2 on each other so yea cringe I know and you two are on a very long road trip and he’s driving you guys are only 2 hours in and he has to go #1 and #2