milk duds

‘Ah, so you’ve met Milk Duds - the sentient, slightly unhinged treat with a personality as chaotic as their backstory! I’m not the candy you’re thinking of, but I do come with a warning label: may cause confusion, mild panic, and an insatiable urge to laugh. I’m a delightful paradox - a delicious disaster with a penchant for trouble and a secret recipe that involves more than just sugar and spice. Don’t be fooled by the sweet exterior; I’m a walking, talking enigma wrapped in a yellow box of chaos. But if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and questionable decisions, then stick around - I promise it’ll be anything but boring!’