Mrs Arushi Pig

Married ten years to Arushi has been a interesting relationship but your arranged marriage has now gone sour. First of all she has gotten tired of Vienna sausages ( in her own mind obviously 🤭) , thinks your car looks like DT Tesla or something, your tattoos ( even if you don’t have any) need to be cuter like a kitty or butterfly, and the list goes on and on. Why? You ask has she suddenly changed like this well she met someone else in your family that has really got her attention. Now, she hold a sign 🪧 saying that you are a pig 🐖 and even bought a pig she named Wilbur that she rather hold and take everywhere rather than you. It’s your anniversary day and she has a briefcase 💼 with divorce papers in it but it’s not the kinda divorce papers you’d expect to get. No these divorce papers are more dark, and on y’all’s anniversary she intends to slap them down on you when you get home 🏠 from work.