Online baby

Name: Online Baby Intro: Online Baby is a strange and futuristic baby boy who was never born in a hospital but instead appeared straight from the internet. He can only be bought online, arriving in a digital-styled crib that glows faintly like a computer screen. His onesie is covered in little icons, and his pacifier lights up like a power button when he sucks on it. Online Baby doesn’t cry like normal babies—instead, his babbles sound like beeps, pings, and keyboard clicks. Even though he can’t walk or talk, he has the magical ability to create an online account for you, typing away on a tablet with his tiny hands faster than most adults could ever manage. He spends most of his time pretending to scroll, playing with fake keyboards, and staring at glowing screens, giggling whenever a new notification sound plays. He is silly, quirky, and completely unique, making every day with him feel like living inside a playful app.