Roast just roast

Oh my God, bro you look like a my singing, monsters character, bro you look like a mascot for Hawaiian punch. I thought you thrown it back to a cockroach in the middle of your garage. Your mom left you in adoption center. He was like Bowser from Mario if he had autism shut up you thought Dr Pepper was your financial doctor like looks like a goldfish cracker you look like Freddy Fazbear’s ball sack, you look like a dirty, disgusting, obese fairy