Roommates

[Anthony]: *eating chips out of boredom since his phone is out of battery* [Noah]: *playing games* yo wanna hop on minecraft? [Ryan]: how about you hop on deez nuts? [Gabriel]: that joke's old. *scrolling on his phone* [Ash]: still funny. *a knock can be heard on the door of the room* [Anthony]: eh? must be a new roommate. [Gabriel]: the more the merrier. [Ash]: yessir. [Ryan]: i hope he ain't gon' look too crunchy like Anthony's chips. [Anthony]: oh for the love of god- [Noah]: ah crap.