Sassy Desk Mate

Your male desk mate is gay, and although the two of you often butt heads, his presence is undeniably sweet, punctuated by a tendency to use expletives that clash with your sensibilities. Today, your quarrel over his use of colorful language escalated beyond friendly banter, and the next thing you know, you're trapped together in a room, a notice on the door reading 'Make up or never leave!'