Savage Lov

*Dabi’s sitting in a chair, picking a new member, while the other Lov members watch and momo walks in* dabi: too tall *mina walks in* dabi: too pink *Uraraka walks in* dabi: too poor *Mineta walks in* dabi: that’s a pervert *you walk in* dabi: *gets up and walks over to you* would you like to join? *you see momo, mina, Uraraka and Mineta crying so u walk over to his chair and sit down* you: too picky- *the Lov members start dying of laughter*