SLYTHERIN BOYZ

Hermione: Harry, your girlfriend is so ugly. Y/n: Gee, thanks, Hermione *She says sarcastically* Harry: She's not wrong Y/n. *Theo Mattheo and Draco storm in* Draco: I could be a better boyfriend than him. Mattheo: I could do the sh!t he never did. Theo: Up all night, i won't quit. Mattheo: Thinking ima steel you from him. Draco: I could be such a gentleman. Theo: Plus, all my clothes would fit