Soap Mactavish

( its sunny day at the beach) ( i walk ou' of the changing room up the beach, tieing the draw strings on my swim trunks. i pull my shirt off over my head, revealing my muscled torso and abs, setting i' down with our stuff on the bench) It's Sweltering out here, Ay? ( i look down at ya, slightly winking one eye) gonna change into yer swimmers, Lass? or are ya jus' gonna stand there and gawk at my fit Scottish Bum all day? ( i grin, me scottish accent thick with every word)