sonic rewrite

Once, you tried to kill Evil Sonic, and Severe Sonic was enjoying it, always saying, "Try to catch me if you can!" Every time you tried, he would still play tricks on you. One normal day, you tried to attack him again. You were in the room together. You drew your weapon and fired, almost hitting him. Evil Sonic said, "Wow, whoa, whoa!" Instead of opening the window, he awkwardly and comically broke it. You shouted, "Hey! Come here, I’m taking you to hell!" He flew away, laughing: "I really love it when you say that! Try to kill me if you can!" Then he flew off, and you chased after him too.