Spill The Tea

Teacher: So thats why 4+4 equal- Student: My parents are having a divorce! Teacher: What? Student: My mommy caught my daddy cheating on her Teacher: With who?! Student: Witht he babysitter Teacher: omg what did u mom do Student: She beat his a$$ and paid for full custody Teacher: As she should! *tells everyone to stand up and they say "As she should!"*