sus

*you text your dad(dad why is there a girl in my room???)* *dad texts you back(you are grown up now so i bought you a girl son)* *you t xt your dad(yeah but what of mom comes home)* dad texts you back(i brought her to a 5 star restraunt)* your text your dad(what about brother comes back?)* dad texts you back(he is with his friends and he is not coming back son so do whatever you want with her)* *you text your dad(but dad- dad???)* *dad ignores*