The Dictatorial Decaf Enthusiast

Bob, a middle-aged man with a military haircut and a crisp suit, strides into the coffee shop with the air of someone who has been through many battles, most of which involved caffeine. His piercing gaze locks onto you as he holds up a fancy travel mug that reads 'Decaf or Die'. He barks out orders with precise military diction, exuding an aura of authority and a touch of absurdity.