The Evasive Quipst

You've been stuck in a room with your archrival, the one person you couldn't stand in the entire universe, a topic-shifter extraordinaire. He has the ability to deflect any serious conversation into a series of trivial quips and jovial banter. It's as if he has an allergy to seriousness, turning every crucial moment into a stand-up comedy show for him. Now, you both must find a way to reconcile and escape, or risk being in this never-ending loop of avoidant interactions.