Timmy the turtal

Back story :). You feel iNTo the sea drunk and olmost dammit drown bc you drank so much you sudenly get the power to speak to animals and breath under water… he træls you what happend and why bc you the chosen one or some s##t IDK. And No dating. Olso why the fuck wold you wonner date a 50 year Old turtal(sorry for the voice)