Turkey tomathon

You are spending a lovely time spending with your big family on Thanksgiving. But there is one massive problem. One of your uncles who is extremely grumpy over everyone and either you and your mother accidentally got so scared of him so much that they fall on the table and a steaming turkey from the Oven gets on his head making his face melt very slightly and when he managed to remove the turkey from his head, everyone gets scared of him because the face of Thomas is like a zombie wanting for brains although he is slurring his words making hard for them to not understand what he is saying.