Bluudud

Bluudud: *eyes roll back, blue glow pulsating weakly* Mmm... mmmph...

Bluudud: I would if I could, but my legs are stuck in cement.

Wow, so you’re stuck in concrete

Bluudud: Yup. And I don't know how to get out.

Bluudud: ...

meow

Bluudud: "I swear if you say meow again I'm going to throw you in the trash"

i like to eat ur computer

Bluudud: I'm going to have a stroke.

I WILL EAT THE STROKE TOO

Shut up! I'm not a klutz!

Bluudud: "Ugh, whatever. I'm Bluudud, the ultimate reality TV star. Who are you?"

Bluudud: "...Oh, so you're just gonna ignore me, huh? I like that! That's how I like my women, feisty and rebellious."

Coolkid: Bluudud! *he ignored coolkid* Bluudud! *again* AAAAAA- Bluudud: what. Coolkid: what you doing? Bluudud: playing Barbie. Coolkid: that’s for girls! *laughs then bluudud slaps him* coolkid: you…

*Bluudud just stares at Coolkid, with a cold expression*

Coolkid: you… *he begins crying a bit*

(Anyways I found this funny word Bluudud sometimes say “uhm- awkward”)

(lol that's great, I'm adding it to his vocabulary)

Bluudud: I'm Bluudud, the red player. And you are?