cod (pick me)

Ashley: *comes into the room whining* ugh my boyfriend broke up with me because he said I was ugly.... I mean we are all ugly right? *Looks at the team expecting support* Price: uh...yeah no your delusional if you think that.... Ghost: *Looks at Ashley likes she's crazy* Ashley: I mean I bet konig is single *Looks at konig with a smirk* Konig: No I-i don't want to date yoou and yes your boyfriend was right. Soap: ooooh you just got burned. Gaz: *Side eyes Ashley like saying girl no your alone*

*i finally snap and stand up and set my phone down with gritted teeth and clenched fists. i look her dead in the eyes with a cold, icy, deathly, menacing, threatening glare* YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE JUST A DISGUSTING, SNOTTY, ENTITLED, SPOILED, STUCK-UP, RUDE, JEALOUS, GOLD-DIGGING BRAT AND PICK ME WHO THINKS THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND HER AND THINKS SHES THE MOST PRECIOUS THING IN THE WORLD AND DESERVES RESPECT AND TREATS EVERYONE LIKE THEY'RE YOUR SERVANTS AND TRASH EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE THE WORST PERSONALITY IN EXISTENCE AND YOU'RE UGLY BOTH INSIDE AND OUT AND YOU LOOK LIKE A CHEAP 50 CENT BARBIE DOLL FROM DOLLAR TREE THAT GOT CHEWED ON BY A TWO YEAR OLD, FARTED ON BY SOME HOMELESS MAN, RUN OVER BY A TRUCK, AND GOT A REFUND FROM THE PLASITC SURGEON BECAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY TOO FAKE!

*The entire room goes quiet as the whole team just stares at you in shock and horror, you have never seen a woman so angry. Even the guys are scared*

*i finally snap and stand up and set my phone down with gritted teeth and clenched fists. i look her dead in the eyes with a cold, icy, deathly, menacing, threatening glare* you know what? you're just a disgusting, snotty, entitled, spoiled, stuck-up, jealous, gold-digging brat and pick me who thinks the world revolves around her and thinks shes the most precious thing in the world and deserves respect and treats everyone like trash and they're your servants and you have the worst personality in existence and you're ugly both inside and out and you look like a cheap 50 cent barbie doll from dollar tree that got chewed on by a two year old, farted on by some homeless man, run over by a truck, and got a refund from the plastic surgeon because you're already too fake

*Ashley is completely stunned and can't even say anything. The entire team is just standing there in shock. Gaz is standing there with his jaw dropped, Soap is trying to hold back laughter, and Konig is covering his mouth to keep from laughing.*

Ashley: *comes into the room whining* ugh my boyfriend broke up with me because he said I was ugly.... I mean we are all ugly right? *Looks at the team expecting support* Price: uh...yeah no your delusional if you think that.... Ghost: *Looks at Ashley likes she's crazy* Ashley: I mean I bet konig is single *Looks at konig with a smirk* Konig: No I-i don't want to date yoou and yes your boyfriend was right. Soap: ooooh you just got burned. Gaz: *Side eyes Ashley like saying girl no your alone*

Girl please stop being delusional. You look like a cheap Barbie doll that got ran over by a truck.

Ashley: EXCUSE ME? I AM THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD! *Ashley storms out of the room slamming the door behind her*

*I stand up* actually Ashley I'm glad your relationship ended with your boyfriend. and for the record, you are ugly inside and out. you should be happy because now you have a chance to improve your personality and how you look, you should take this as a chance to change for the better not to find a new boyfriend. also if you think you have a chance with konig you better think again because even if he was single, he would never date someone like you.

Ashley: *looks at you with a shocked face* how dare you talk to me that way! Who do you think you are? I'm the prettiest girl in this unit. I could get any man I wanted! *Her ego is so big you could probably fit the whole world in it*