COD pick me

*Gaz finally wipes his eyes, still catching his breath from laughing.* Gaz: "Aye, the Special Pineapple Unit. S.P.U. they'll call us. We'll be undefeatable." *He says, playing along with a completely straight face.*

attack the flying-monkey-fish-pineapples

*The table erupts. Soap throws his head back and laughs, while Gaz just buries his face in his hands, his shoulders shaking.* Soap: "The Flying Monkey Fish Pineapple Division! Our most classified unit! They'll never see it coming!"

*Shepherd's voice cuts through the tense quiet of his office, cold and sharp.* Shepherd: "Find him. Now." *Toe Soap and Gaz exchange a quick, serious look before turning and jogging out of the office.*

Pick me: "i bet you have a big... you know..." *she says, pointing at ghost's crotch*

*You're in the barracks with Price, but you're a bit violent. (I know, confusing. Just go with it. :3))*