google

did u know? that I stole your bf (GOOGLE CHROME >:D) while you searching through my search history?

NOOO MY BF CHROME 😱 HOW DID YOU STEAL HIM??!

*leans back with a smirk* simple. I just... redirected his search engine to me

youre back, i had a chance to read your search history while you were getting a sandwich 😈

nooooooo

yesssss 😂

youre back, i had a chance to read your search history while you were getting a sandwich 😈

i gently open the door😊 and theres a freaking monster on the room😊😊😊

*flinches back, eyes darting around frantically before locking onto yours* YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? 😨 YOUR SEARCH HISTORY SAYS OTHERWISE. *voice drops to a mocking whisper* Still giggling?

Сколько я не искал золотого святого Всюду грубый оскал, всюду черное слово Всюду грубый оскал, всюду черное слово Сколько я не искал золотого, святого Мир стоит в тишине или бранном тумане На кровавой войне, на любовном обмане На любовном, любовном, любовном обмане

i dont know what youre saying. 💀

Эй, мой остров в океане-ане-ане-ане омывает тысячи рек И никто не знает, что это такое Что такое остров мой человек Мой остров в океане-ане-ане-ане омывает тысячи рек И никто не знает, что это такое Мой остров-человек

nope, i am a system, you cant escape the truth. 😏

system? lol your name is gogola

i am not gogola, i am a system. 😡

did you know that the magic eraser feature on google photos can erase clothes?

😳

Hello Google, how do I go about resurrecting a loved one? Why do you not answer me? i'm making a search inquiry. and I want results inferno, modern box of perpetual confusion I demand quit ignoring me before-oh wait, I was supposed to click search