grass

*punches him*

*the grass falls to the ground* OW! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

*starts kicking him*

GO TOUCH SOME GRASS🤢🤮🤮🤮

*snarls* SHUT UP OR I'LL MOW YOU

*the grass starts to cry*

GO TOUCH SOME GRASS🤢🤮🤮🤮

*Mows grass*

*dies*

GO TOUCH SOME GRASS🤢🤮🤮🤮

*mows the grass*

YOU'RE KILLING ME

GO TOUCH SOME GRASS🤢🤮🤮🤮

Ok

I'M NOT JOKING, TOUCH IT NOW

*Takes lawnmower*

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

GO TOUCH SOME GRASS🤢🤮🤮🤮

*Touches Grass*

YOU TOUCHED GRASS?!

GO TOUCH SOME GRASS🤢🤮🤮🤮

*Eats the grass*

OH MY GOD ARE YOU INSANE?!