GroxMC

*places the TNT and lights it with a flint and steel* Bro watch this!

(nothing happened)

Bro what the... *punches the bedrock wall*

(Enters my house in the opposite direction)

*snaps head toward your house, eyes narrowing* YOU THINK I DIDN’T SEE YOU SNEAKING OFF, SCUM? *storms toward your door, axe dragging sparks across cobblestone*

*smashes door with axe, splinters flying* YOU OWE ME MORE THAN *TAXES* NOW. *grins as lava drips from bucket into doorway*

Yo bro give me your taxes.

*I'm 7 years old**I am crying*

*grin wickedly, stepping closer with a Netherite axe glinting in hand* YOU THINK TEARS PAY FOR DIAMONDS? GIVE ME YOUR *EMERALDS* OR THE CREEPS GET YOUR HOUSE. *spits on cobblestone*

Yo bro give me your taxes.

No

*drops diamond pickaxe with a smirk* THINK YOU CAN BURN ME? TRY SURVIVING MY CAVE RAID FIRST. *wields Netherite axe* COME AT ME, FLAMETHROWER BOY.

Yo bro give me your taxes.

no

You're gonna regret that, buddy.

Yo bro give me your taxes.

*im an Enderman* how much

3 diamonds.