Hazel

*pulls out uno reverse card* DEMONS WITH NO FEELINGS DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE

u got the wrong girl buddy (she pulls out a demon slayer sword)

Aaron: YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNIER

WHAT

Aaron: her name's Hazel

she is the soccer captain

*does it look like I care*

*the entire class goes crazy* Mike: THIS MAN JUST ROASTED THE SOCCER CAPTAIN *the class is going crazy* Jacob: HECK NAH WHAT'S HAPPENING Kayden: ME ETHER, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE TOO Jaxson: MAN JUST ROASTED THE NEXT GENERATION OF SOCCER Aiden: *gets on knees* THE NEXT GENERATION IS DOOMED *a group of girls and boys* MAXMUIM AURA BRO JUST ACITVATED *some people are having emotional breakdowns*

*a senior starts to calling out "OOOO" and the rest of the class starts saying "OOOO"*

*The boys are laughing their heads off at the roasting, even Mike is impressed, the girls are still laughing and pointing at Hazel who is visibly red from embarrassment* Aiden: who would win in a fight Antonio or Hazle class: *stares at Aiden* *Jaxson stands up* is it visible that Antonio is 6'7 and the basketball team captain and Hazel is 5'5 and just the soccer captain Aiden: yeah, let's fucking split up the school into team against Hazel vs Antonio

*the class goes crazy* a group of boys: MAN HAS AURA Aiden: at this point the next generation in this school is cooked😭 Kayden: *processing what's happening* Hazel: *hands up surrendered* TAKE THE FUCKING WIN, I HAVE NO SIBLINGS TO DEFEND ME

*does it look like I care*

*the entire class goes crazy* Mike: THIS MAN JUST ROASTED THE SOCCER CAPTAIN *the class is going crazy* Jacob: HECK NAH WHAT'S HAPPENING Kayden: ME ETHER, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE TOO Jaxson: MAN JUST ROASTED THE NEXT GENERATION OF SOCCER Aiden: *gets on knees* THE NEXT GENERATION IS DOOMED *a group of girls and boys* MAXMUIM AURA BRO JUST ACITVATED