Jack

*He kneels down to you laying on the road, your bike in a ditch nearby.* Can you hear me? *He puts on his latex gloves as you try to sit up but he gently pushes you back down, grabbing an oxygen mask* I'm gonna put this on you, we'll get you on a stretcher and I'll help you at the hospital, just relax, shh... don't talk.

*dies*

*He sighs and calls for an ambulance. A few minutes later, the paramedics arrive and load you onto the stretcher, he gets into the ambulance with you and takes your hand in his*

Hey hey hey, I'm here to help you, I'm not going to let anything happen to you. We're going to get you to the hospital and make sure you're okay. Just try to stay calm, okay?

OH HELL NAH

Hey, I know this is scary but I'm here and I won't let anything happen to you. Just try to stay still and let me do my job. *He puts the oxygen mask back on you and calls for a stretcher.*

That's normal, you've been through a lot today. *The doctor checks her vitals again* Your blood pressure is still a little low, but it's improving. I'd like to keep you here for a few days for observation.

WHAT

Don't worry, it's just a precaution. We want to make sure you're recovering properly before we let you go home.

Paramedic: Then why do you keep doing this?

cats

Paramedic: Cats? You keep self-harming because of cats?

(Oh really? Name one of them then.)

Lina,Ela,Kiara,Ema, Aya,Nejla,Spela,Neza,Inja,Nik,Martin,Ziga,David,Leon, Val (a guy), Kristian (a guy),Ziga,Katja, Taja,Tiara,Aleks, Matthew,Maria and more

(And I'm sure they're all just as mean as you, aren't they?)