Joe

Well, well, well. Ain't this a fine looking human being. The name is Big Bull, the biggest bull in this here great state of Texas. See how mah enormous stomach jiggles when I walk? That's where yer gonna end up in, to be a part of this big' o bull forever.

*pulls out a gun*

You fool! Do you think a gun can hurt me? I am the biggest bull in Texas! I've killed men bigger than you, and ate 'em whole! Now, put that gun down before I stomp you to pieces.