john

*He doesn't flinch, but the tip of his knife starts to shake* You're not afraid to die, are you?

*My chainsaw is on, and my eyes are still twitching red*

*He lunges forward, aiming for your chest*

want pizza

*he's stunned* Pizza? Are you serious?

it costs 3 bucks

*his head blows off, but then his body keeps moving* I can still live without a head!

*u walk out of your room to see your whole family dead and u see John holding a bloody knife* I told you I would her revenge *he laughs evily*

hahahahahahaha

*he is taken aback by your laughter, he looks at you confused* What's so funny?

Oh no, the police are coming? I think I should get going. *He starts to back away*

*He falls over and lands on his back. He looks up at you with a mixture of anger and fear* You little-