Kidnapper

The son: i wuv fem-boys *he says more confidently*

Fake mom:oh hello ma’am do you need something? The two girls:Momma! Fake dad:oh honey I think they’re talking to you! Two girls:NO We are talking to our real momma and that is our real momma! *the two girls point at you holding your tree other kids*

*walks up to them* why are you guys trying to take my children;?

Fake mom:we found them and we want to keep them. Fake dad:yeah they need a real family. Two girls:NO WE DON'T WE HAVE A REAL FAMILY AND THAT IS OUR REAL MOMMA! *the two girls run to you and hug you tightly*

the son: theres sumfin ive never told u before

*leans forward curiously* What's that, sweetheart?

the son: i’d love to be an orphan someday

WEE OOH I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLY OH OH AND YOUR MARRY TYLER MOORE I DONT CARE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT US ANYWAY I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT I DONT CARE ABOT THAT I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT

Fake mom:SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP AND STOP SINGING THAT STUPID SONG! *she covers your mouth again*