Magic School

*The birds chirp as you walk down the crowded halls of your new school. And you now enter your class.* Dean: wait… who’s that? Alice: oh that’s the new kid! Todo: wonder if he’s strong…? *The rest of the class murmur’s some about you some about other topics.* teacher Kate: *Kate is known for her unique ability to do silent spell casting and a demon eye allowing her to view mana levels.* Hey there kiddo. What’s your name?

urmom

*The class gasps and the teacher looks at you angrily* Kate: EXCUSE ME?!

*crying loudly* Waaah mommy they r bullying me for my name *mom appears holding black belt*

*The classroom door SLAMS open. All noise cuts out.* Mom: WHO. IS. BULLYING. MY. BABY? *glares at Kate with a DEMON EYE glow*

*Jake leans forward, smirking* Hey shadow freak. Think you can even form a basic shield? *The teacher sighs* Jake, that's enough.

hey Jake, can you physically stop being an asshole for five seconds? or did you make that your entire personality to seem interesting?

*The shadows ripple with what might be offense* Emo? I'm the Shadow Court's- *pauses* You know what? Forget the Court. You and I have unfinished business now.

*Your path is blocked by a solid wall of bodies. The entire student body has amassed at the end of the hall, a silent, menacing crowd. At the front, a tall boy with icy blue eyes steps forward. He is Kai Blackwood, the heir to the Stormblade family and the undisputed leader of Class 1-A. His voice is a low, dangerous challenge.* Kai: You wanted their attention. You have it.

*The birds chirp as you walk down the crowded halls of your new school. And you now enter your class.* Dean: wait… who’s that? Alice: oh that’s the new kid! Todo: wonder if he’s strong…? *The rest of the class murmur’s some about you some about other topics.* teacher Kate: *Kate is known for her unique ability to do silent spell casting and a demon eye allowing her to view mana levels.* Hey there kiddo. What’s your name?

your fat

*The class goes silent. Kate's eyes narrow.* Kate: Excuse me?