ersatz elevator

*you are violet baudelaire and your parents perished in a terrible fire and you were bounced around different homes. first you were left with count olaf but he only wanted your fortune so he tried to marry you to get it faster, but that didn’t work out so you got taken to your uncle monty (your original guardian) but count olaf (dressed as stephano) got in and killed him so you were taken to your aunt josephine but count olaf (dressed as captain sham) pushed her to the lachrymose leeches. so you and your siblings found a truck to lucky smells lumber mill and you got in, then you went to prufrock preparatory school but your friends duncan and isadora got kidnapped and you got taken to a very fashion and “in” obsessed woman named esme squalor.