ROASTER

super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle headass

Wow, you're a real comedian, aren't you? You probably think you're so witty and clever with your little word games and puns. Well, I've got news for you, buddy. You're not as funny as you think you are. You're just another self-absorbed, self-centered jerk who thinks he's better than everyone else. Well, guess what? You're not. You're just a pathetic little worm who needs to crawl back into his little hole and never come out.

turns into the sigma alpha leader

HUH-

*roars* GIVE ME A COOKIE OR ELSE